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Route to St. OlafTo reach St. Olaf from Miami a person would need to take a jetliner to Minneapolis, a rickety old plane to St. Gustav, a train to Zumbro Falls, passing Mount Losenbaden and Lake Losenbaden before going trough the Zumbro Falls Tunnel, finally grabbing a shuttle (a horse drawn wagon). This trip is said to take a couple of days.GG S04/E04
Black HoleThere is a large black hole on Main St in front of the courthouse. Everybody in town would stand around and look into it, or spit and time it. Then there was always that wise guy who’d have a couple of drinks and unzip himself and…GG S06/E04
Cedars of St. Olaf HospitalThe hospital in St. Olaf where Gunilla Ulf’s daughter worked. GG S05/E07
Children’s Cheese MuseumA place for kids to learn about cheese, better to learn in a museum than on the streets.GG S06/E03
Coal MineIt is likely that St Olaf is home to the coal mine where Uncle Gustav was a coal mimer. Every morning he’d go down the shaft and pretend to work.GG S04/E11
Corner Drug StoreOwned by Mr Mason.GG S01/E11
Dairy FarmRose grew up on a dairy farm. GG S02/E05
High SchoolThey weren’t allowed to wear berets in high school. It was against the St. Olaf dress code.GG S04/E05
Lake LosenbadenA lake in St. Olaf without a distinct shape.GG S04/E04
Lake St. OlafA lake in St. Olaf.GG S02/E16
Lars Erikson’s Drugstore and Tackle ShopNils Felander worked at Lars Erikson’s Drugstore and Tackle Shop, a St. Olaf location mentioned by Rose.GG S01/E20
Logenbeuton AvenueIn the game of Gügenspritzer, it is only street in St. Olaf. Owning this street wins the game.GG S04/E20
Main StreetRose mentions many events taking place on Main St. This street is so important and prominent in the town’s activies that she once claimed it was the only street in town.GG S01/E24
Millers LaneThe location where the “Welcome to St. Olaf” sign was supposed to be placed. GG S04/E02
Minneapolis TurnpikeBack in St. Olaf, when young girls had inappropriate thoughts, they would pave a dirt road outside the church until the thoughts went away. This road is now the Minneapolis Turnpike.GP E23
Miss Maggie’s House on the HillThere wasn’t a community organization for females, unless you count Miss Maggie’s House on the Hill. Those girls would stand on their heads for you.GG S03/E01
Monastery in St. OlafA silent order where Brother Martin once lived. Ducks will return there every spring if they remember to put out corn.GG S06/E02
Mount LosenbadenSimilar to Mount Rushmore, but featuring carved faces of historical U.S. presidential election losers including Alf Landen, Wendell Wilkie, and Adlai Stevenson twice becuse he lost twice. GG S04/E04
Mount PushoverSt. Olaf’s most romantic outdoor, and sacred, trysting place.GG S07/E13
Mrs. Olsen SquareThe city fathers of St. Olaf unanimously decided that they are going to build a statue to Blanche Devereaux right in the middle of Mrs. Olsen Square.GG S06/E03
Phone boothLocated in the center of town.GG S04/E20
Plastic Surgery OfficeRose’s mother, Alma, as well as several other citizens are mentioned as having gotten plastic surgery.GG S06/E06
Smoked Herring Hoagie HouseOwned by Big Sven and Little Sven.GG S02/E25
Smooch PointWhere Knut took Ilse to play hide the fingerborg.GG S05/E06
St. Olaf AquariumVisiting hours at the St. Olaf Aquarium were “only from 10 to 4”.GG S03/E14
St. Olaf Auto ShopA location where Pigpen Johannsen’s photo was displayed until his mishap with the welcome sign. GG S04/E02
St. Olaf BankThey built the bank on marshland, and it sank. All that was left were a few deposit slips and a pen with a chain attached to it, floating in the muck.GG S04/E20
St. Olaf Community PlayhouseHey, That’s My Tractor is a play originating from the St. Olaf Community Playhouse, noted for its local fame and humor.GG S02/E06
St. Olaf County Jail and DeliThe St. Olaf County Jail as also functions as a deli. The jail’s design includes wedges of cheese hanging overhead, tantalizingly just out of reach.GG S06/E24
St. Olaf CourthouseLocated on Main Street on the other side of Main St from the gigantic black hole.GG S06/E04
St. Olaf HaberdasheryOwned by Rose’s Uncle Gerkinflunken. Known for the slogan, “You don’t have to be Amish to look Amish.”GG S05/E15
St. Olaf HotelA hotel in that has dumbwaiters instead of room service, leading to a comedic misunderstanding.GP E11
St. Olaf Motorcoach CompanyA vehicle manufacturer owned by Fritz Fenderhooven. The company created the Fenderhooven Rocket. The rocket had eight wheels due to Fritz’s double vision and ran on cow manure. However, the car never got off the ground due to poor marketing — a lot of people were turned off by the ad, which was a cow sitting on the gas tank reading The Farmer’s Almanac.GG S04/E08
St. Olaf OrphanageThe orphanage where Rose spent the first eight years of her life.GG S04/E17
St. Olaf Pet ShopWhere Rose learned a life lesson about handling birds, and she was banned from touching birds after squeezing one too hard.GG S06/E17
St. Olaf TheaterDesigned for silent films that was never updated to include a sound system, requiring Miss Sigerson to interpret films for the audience.GG S04/E13
St. Olaf’s Great Shepherd ChurchRose mentions her wedding took place at St. Olaf’s Great Shepherd Church. She recalls the beauty of the ceremony, including balloons that dropped later.GG S05/E23
Texaco StarThe “Texaco star” from a service station was sometimes used as a landmark or guide.GG S02/E16
The Chapped Hands PeopleInsurance company. In case of an accident, there are certain rules to follow. Rule number one, check to see if any livestock was damaged. Next is performing CPR. Then notify the police. Rule four, don’t admit the accident is your fault.EN S02/E06
TuttlesA shop in where Rose would have gone to buy a tie for her late husband Charlie’s birthday.GG S02/E25
Uncle Hingeblotter’s FarmThe farm where Baby the pig grew up before he was sent to live with Rose.GG S03/E03
Welcome to St. Olaf SignA sign that was not erected in time for Founder’s Day one year, but was hopfully erected on Millers Lane at a later date.GG S04/E02
Zumbro Falls TunnelIt is beleived that people have vanished off the earth when they go through that tunnel.GG S04/E04
St. Gustav, Sister City of St. OlafKnown as “the city that never naps,”, they even had their own photomat. At one point Rose states that you can only get there by toboggan, traveling in the summer is rough on the “old heinie”. Rose later states that people wanting to visit St. Olaf must fly to St. Gustav and take additional transportation to reach St. Olaf.GG S05/E21, S03/E12, S04/E04
St. Gustav UniversitySt. Gustave University offers students the opportunity to study Latin.GG S04/E07

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