Who Are the People in Your Neighborhood?

– Jeff Moss


NameAssociated personDescriptionCitation
Mork’s Origin StoryMork (like all Orkans) is a test tube baby.S01/E01
Mork’s Origin StoryEyedropperMork’s father was an eyedropper.S01/E01
Mork’s Origin StorySterile DishMork’s mother was a sterile dishS01/E02
Mork’s Origin StoryNose DropsMork’s father ‘the scum’ ran off with a bottle of nose drops.S01/E01
MorkMork is his first and last nameS01/E03
MorkSpent a typical Orkan boyhood in a nursing home, complaining about the food and the sing-alongs.S04/E15
MorkAstrological sign is Nefarious with Egg RisingS01/E20
MorkHasn’t eaten a bite of broccoli since he was three bleems old, and still hasn’t swallowed that bite. No surprise though, as broccoli is despised throughout the universe.S01/E15
MorkHad an electric chicken as a little boy. When he tried to pet it with wet hands and it shocked the shazbot out of him.S02/E17
MorkAttended Chester A… School for Boys, where he was voted most likely to wear wool.S04/E15
MorkAlso attended school at P.S. One Million SixS01/E13
MorkMiss GeezbaMork’s school teacher. Once on a field trip to the sun, she made him wear a coat.S04/E10
MorkMr. BromexMork’s my old shop teacher.S04/E15
MorkZwendira-Mae-Jo-BobMork’s assigned swimming partner and girlfriend.S01/E10
MorkZwendira-Mae-Jo-BobZwendira-Mae-Jo-Bob was swallowed by a black hole and returned four years later, 800 times thinner.S01/E10
MorkSpeaks VenusianS01/E22
MorkCan stand on his lipsS02/E04
MorkHas a good ear for paintings.S03/E13
MorkPuts on his pants like everyone else—headfirst.S03/E14
MorkPets his vegetables.S03/E14
MorkWhen he sneezes, it sounds like a human laughing: Ha-ha-ha-haS02/E01
MorkHides and hyperventilates when stressed.S04/E03
MorkLike all Orkans, he has a warranty from the laboratory he was made in. Since his creation has suffered from: ankle blowouts, rusted skin, and coughing up frogs.S03/E12
MorkIs the only Orkan to ever have their warranty recalled. He was jogging at the speed of sound, turned the corner real fast, and his rear end fell off.S03/E12
MorkThe Peevee ClonesMork and the Peevee Clones would to sneak into the school bathroom and tell, like, jokes, and I… Well, Mork got caught for being funny, and that’s why he was sent to Earth.S04/E03
MorkOrsonOrson was Mork’s Little League Coach and the team BusS04/E02
MorkWent to college on an athletic scholarship and had to substitute Basket Weaving for Cloning.S03/E15
MorkGraduation date: Betty Lou ZombaxS01/E13
MorkI got a speeding ticket from the Stellar Patrol. They said I was going the speed of light in a speed of sound zone. I would have stopped but I didn’t hear the siren until after they arrested me.S01/E05
MorkThis led to a fear of vulgar the enforcerS01/E05
Volgar the EnforcerWhen the sacred flame is lit, it means that Volgar is coming. What they do is, they march you up to the Sacred Kraal, and then… They stretch you out and Volgar tickles you by candlelight.S01/E05
MorkMork’s vehicle is called a Grembo Pasati.S01/E05
Gezo GebSold Mork the Grembo Pasati.S01/E05
MorkThe FonzMork’s second trip to Earth was to visit the Fonz, whom he met on his first trip to Earth.S01/E01
The FonzThe Fonz is known throughout the universe for his expertise in the field of dating.S01/E01
MorkIf a woman touches Mork’s wrist, he becomes a beast wanting to tug on her earlobe.S01/E01
MorkHas been to all of the planets in Ork’s solar system and knows people from Venus.S01/E03
MorkHas been to the four corners of the universe, charted 16 solar systems, and can refold a road map correctly. S04/E03
MorkHasn’t been through a time warp in five or six bleems.S01/E10
MorkIs the greatest swordsman in all of Ork. He has never faced a person, but is undefeated against capes and pictures. S02/E12
MorkBeboMork’s pet noggachompS03/E02
MorkLikes surprises more than he likes freeze-dried petsS03/E05
MorkMork’s favorite TV show is I Love LucyS01/E01
MorkLights a candle every day in memory of Edith BunkerS03/E16
MorkSuperiorsMork has superiors at work, it is unclear if they are above or below Orson. His report of his first week on Earth was accidentally destroyed. They were stored on a micro-wire cassette, however, his superiors were chewing caramels and used that report to floss their teeth.S01/E03
OrsonAnother superior of Mork. Stern and authoritative, Mork meets meets with Orson weekly in Orson’s mind. Viewers never get the opportunity to see him.S01/E01
MorkAt his first basketball game, Mork danced during the national anthem, passed a coffee by throwing it, thought the ‘restroom’ was for resting, and when he was asked to hold someone’s seat he grabbed her buttox.S01/E03
MorkOrsonOrson ordered Mork to transfer to a planet on the other side of the Universe, Tsoorus, in the Sigma Seven Galaxy. However, after talking, Orson gave Mork permission to stay on Earth as long as he wanted. S01/E17
MorkIn Mork’s first dream, Mork and Mindy go to a human car-wash and get covered in Shake and Bake. The entire cast of The Untouchables was there, too. They ended up in a big hot tub where they played Connect the Dot with eachothers freckles and bobbed for wet things. S01/E19
MorkIs adept at robot programming. At a job on Earth, he programmed a robot to keep him company. He adjusted the circuitry to accommodate new diodes. The tricky part was synchronizing the polarity with the binder encrometers. By doing that the robot was able to talk and play games, but started experiencing emotions as well.S02/E05
MorkWhen it gets hot, he likes to sit on a good cold fudgsicle.S02/E04
MorkGargles with lanolin, that’s what makes his hair so soft.S02/E04
MorkAs an observer, had to get a 3,000-report checkup.S03/E12
MorkSent Earth roses to Ork for three years, he wanted to share a little bit of Earth’s beauty with Ork.S04/E03
MorkSees Earth vehicles as primitive technology financed by the government, and is nervous about the idea of driving one. S04/E14
MorkFavorite treat is a baloney sundae.S01/E09
MorkSuggests a meal of ham stuffed with bologna.S02/E07
MorkHis preferred dessert is spaghetti à la mode.S02/E17
MorkHis favorite dinner dish is wieners tartare, served medium.S02/E17
MorkMakes a pretty great hot fudge tortilla.S03/E03
MorkMindyThe engagement ring Mork gives Mindy is alive and has eyes that blink. And if she were to drop it, the ring would follow her home.S04/E01
MorkMindyMork is willing to give up his Orkan status to be married to Mindy.S04/E01
Peevee Clone OnePeevee Clones One and Two are the original Peevee clones. One and Two seen to spend a lot of time together and enjoy telling jokes about Orson. Their latest joke being “Orson is a big Fatso”.S04/E03
Peevee Clone TwoPeevee Clones One and Two are the original Peevee clones. One and Two seen to spend a lot of time together and enjoy telling jokes about Orson. Their latest joke being “Orson is a big Fatso”.S04/E03
Peevee Clone SixPeevee Clones Six and Seven spend a lot of time together. While they were in school, Six, Seven, and Mork would sneak into the school bathroom and tell jokes. Six thought it would be funny if they brought Mork & Mindy’s luggage to their hotel room at the start of their honeymoon. Six and Seven tipped over the bellhop to get the luggage. Six and Seven enjoy telling jokes about Orson and Earthlings. Their latest Orson joke: “Orson is a big Fatso”. They thought Mindy would appreciate: How many Earthlings does it take to screw in a light bulb? – One.S04/E03
Peevee Clone SevenPeevee Clones Six and Seven spend a lot of time together. While they were in school, Six, Seven, and Mork would sneak into the school bathroom and tell jokes. Seven helped Six tip over the bellhop to get Mork & Mindy’s luggage. Six and Seven enjoy telling jokes about Orson and Earthlings. Their latest Orson joke: “Orson is a big Fatso”. They thought Mindy would appreciate: How many Earthlings does it take to screw in a light bulb? – One.S04/E03
MorkMork became pregnant a month after his honeymoon. During his pregnancy, Mork develops a navel, something he previously lacked.S04/E04
MorkVery shortly after becoming pregnant, Mork laid an egg about the size of a chicken egg. He quickly started nesting. This included literally building a nest, sitting on his egg, and knitting baby clothes.
MorkMearthAbout 48 hours after the egg was laid, a bounding baby boy was born. Mork suggested naming him Mearth, a combination of Mork, Mindy, and Earth, to create their son’s name.S04/E05
MearthWas walking one hour after birth.S04/E05
MearthFirst word: PowderedS04/E05
Miss GeezbaMearth’s school-teacher, who also taught Mork, and has been teaching for 43 bleams.S04/E10
MearthAt school they call him Butchie, the dog-faced boy.S04/E10
MearthOvitsThe boy in Mearth’s class that hits him and calls him Earth-Head.S04/E10
MearthZelkaA girl in class that likes Mearth.S04/E10
MearthIntroduces an Earth frog at school as part of Show and Tell.S04/E10
MearthZelka and OvitsMearth’s schoolmates from Ork who visit Mearth on Earth.S04/E11
MorkBetween getting married, and the birth of their son, Mork stopped fulfilling his mission on Earth. The scope of his reports became alarmingly narrow.S04/E15
MorkOrsonSeeing these issues, Orson contacts Mork saying ‘I’ve had enough!’ and demands that he eliminate all contact with his family unit.S04/E15
MorkOrsonOrson got a little mad at Mork, and closed Mork’s account in the memory bank in order to get Mork to switch his focus from family to work.S04/E15
MorkOrsonOrson tells Mork that he always lie in black and white.S04/E22
MorkMork earns the title of Master Sergeant.S04/E22
OrsonGrand Council/ The JayceesAfter Mork’s year four thesis on his Earth observations, Orson tells him he earned a promotion, saying ‘Mork from Ork, by the power vested in me through the Grand Council and the Jaycees, I hereby grant you your stripes.’
All citations are from the live Mork & Mindy Series